I was tired of not having any messages when I woke up, so I left this as my away message last night:

If you're taking the time to read this away message, then you can take the time to answer this question, ten words or less (just to make it hard):
Q. What will be your first thought when you wake up in the morning?

replies, in no particular order (not everyone stuck by the 10 word limit):

Melissa: Laura will be sleeping when I get back.....so jealous.....

Peggy: oh man.....ten more minutes, please.

Brian: What the hell is that beeping noise?

Steph: Fuck, i wanna sleep more.

Eve: bed....so warm...must not leave it....

Sara: I hope having my 2 wisdom teeth out isn't that bad...

Brandon: Sweet fucking christ, why wont you let me die!

Juliana: Sleep! More!

Saurav: If I am an evolved monkey, then what the hell happened to my tail?