O'Reilly strikes again:

"Prove your self worth-pull a fire alarm!
Too boring, dull, or stupid to have fun the normal way? Why not cause a building wide evacuation? What better way to make friends than to wake everyone up in the middle of the night? You're sure to be the praise of the dorm as hundreds of us stand shivering in the cold. Prove to everyone how brave you are by bolting like a deer the second you the alarm sounds to avoid geting caught. Your fellow frat boys are sure to be impressed! And it's so creative! Nobody's ever thought of this before! So what are you waiting for? Start your new life today!

Note-if you actually do pull a fire alarm, I will end your new life very quickly."


No, there weren't any more fire alarms last night, but there could've been! I really thought there would've been, because I planned on sleeping, which I did, but I'm still tired.
Breakfast with my lifeguard book sounds good.