I am going to bed soon, I swear.

I can't get figures of thrusting mannequins out of my head. I admit it, I was looking at that sex positions site that uses those wooden figure-drawing models as...models. I'll put up the link, I promise. You'll waste at least a good hour of your life, but you'll feel as if you've really learned something. That, or like I said, thrusting mannequins.

Tomorrow (actually today) is my mom's 51st birthday. We're celebrating by taking a ride to Hartford to scope out my new workplace, IN THE MORNING, then going to Costco ON THE WAY HOME (it's not on the way home), and worrying and pissing about my brother who never returns calls and who is supposed to come out to dinner with us, but if he doesn't everyone will be gripey.

I'm tired of Spring Break already. I miss Ryan. The mannequins gave me ideas.....ok actually they didn't, but you know what did? Nip/Tuck. Definitely seen a couple inventive positions on that show.

Last night I wrote a post and then shifted position slightly, which caused my mostly-broken Ethernet cable to slip out of position, thus my internet connection was lost, as was my post. I started out by saying that it was easy to make resolutions at night, as in the "I'm not going to eat a gallon of ice cream tomorrow night and I'm going to do four hours of work every day this week" variety. Now that I'm a day wiser, I say that it's easy to MAKE resolutions at night, but very hard to keep them. Ask me my weight in a month - we'll see how good I do.

There is a need right now for me to be in bed. G'night.