I'm FABULOUS.
A couple weeks ago, I lost my UConn ID. I was fortunate enought to have a kind stranger pick it up and contact me the next day. About a week and a half ago I dropped my phone on the way to Jorgensen for the Kevin Smith lecture. Again, a kind stranger came to my rescue by turning it in at the Student Union information center, which contacted me immediately on my room phone.
On Friday night, I left my keys in the ignition (not running) at Ryan's apartment. I didn't realize it until the next day. After a call to my parents, the UConn Police Department, and Triple A, a garage employee opened my door within about 20 seconds and retrieved the keys, no damage.
This morning I set out to make an omelette at Ryan's apartment. I left the pan on the burner too long which promptly set off the smoke alarm, leading to a call to and brief visit from the UConn fire department.
Earlier today I walked from South dining hall to my car in the Eddy load zone. I moved my car to D-lot, where I realized that my cell phone was MIA. I came back to Eddy and called it from my room phone - it was upstairs, in the posession of a resident who had picked it up outside and was in the process of figuring out who it belonged to.
I came back downstairs to my room, reflecting on how absolutely fabulous I was, and put my dining hall cappuccino in the microwave for some rewarming. I left the room for about 22 seconds, and came back to a find fabulous cappuccino explosion.
I have got to be the most FABULOUS person I know.
A couple weeks ago, I lost my UConn ID. I was fortunate enought to have a kind stranger pick it up and contact me the next day. About a week and a half ago I dropped my phone on the way to Jorgensen for the Kevin Smith lecture. Again, a kind stranger came to my rescue by turning it in at the Student Union information center, which contacted me immediately on my room phone.
On Friday night, I left my keys in the ignition (not running) at Ryan's apartment. I didn't realize it until the next day. After a call to my parents, the UConn Police Department, and Triple A, a garage employee opened my door within about 20 seconds and retrieved the keys, no damage.
This morning I set out to make an omelette at Ryan's apartment. I left the pan on the burner too long which promptly set off the smoke alarm, leading to a call to and brief visit from the UConn fire department.
Earlier today I walked from South dining hall to my car in the Eddy load zone. I moved my car to D-lot, where I realized that my cell phone was MIA. I came back to Eddy and called it from my room phone - it was upstairs, in the posession of a resident who had picked it up outside and was in the process of figuring out who it belonged to.
I came back downstairs to my room, reflecting on how absolutely fabulous I was, and put my dining hall cappuccino in the microwave for some rewarming. I left the room for about 22 seconds, and came back to a find fabulous cappuccino explosion.
I have got to be the most FABULOUS person I know.

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