From residentassistant.com, submitted by an RA at the University of Northern Colorado:


There was a call to the front desk that there was a man downstairs going through peoples' clothes in the laundry room. When we brought him upstairs, he was wearing a mechanic's jumpsuit. When the police arrived, they unzipped the jumpsuit, and found that he had some pot, and cocaine on him. They also found that he was wearing several articles of women's lingerie. When the police took him back to the station, they noticed that he was walking funny, so they did a body cavity search, and found that he had a potato wrapped in a condom up his butt. It was a cool night.