This I need to share:

Just now in the weekly CA staff meeting, we did this activity wherein each of us were asked to write down something we hated doing, along with the reason why. Mine was "Getting ready for bed - why use the energy when you're just going to sleep?" We then passed it along to the person on our left, who was told to read it out loud to the group, but to omit the first answer and replace it with, "so-and-so hates sex because..."

So if you didn't put it all together yet, I hate sex because why waste all that energy, when you're just going to end up asleep?