Away message check:

If terrorists had a say in who gets elected you know who they would vote for? They would vote for BLOWING YOU UP IN THE FACE WITH DEADLY EXPLOSIVES.
(thank you Dan)

- Steph

Your out A-Rod
NOOO, I wanna play baseball!!! *smacks the ball*
NO IM NOT DONE! I WANNA PLAY!
A-Rod I tagged you, your out, fair and square.
NO ITS NOT FAAAIR. I WANNA PLAY BALL. I WANNA PLAY BALL!
Now A-Rod, thats not fair, you can't touch the ball.
*A-Rod grabs the ball and runs* NO ITS MINE.
A-Rod, your out, now please give me the ball so we can continue the game.
If I give you the ball can I play? No. You are out.
NOOO. PLEAAAASE. PLEAAAASE. WITH SUGGAAAAAAR! ON THE TOOOOOP! I promise I'll be good. I promise.
No
*Makes sad face* Pretty pleaase?
Don't do that
Pleaaasy pleeaase?
I said no! Now go to the bench.
I HATE YOU! I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. YOUR THE HATIEST
Mr. Steinbreeeenner!!!!! The ref was mean to meeeeee!

- Greg



Ok, so there were only two outstanding ones, but it was worth it.