My friend Kevin, who works at the UConn escort service (the kind that gives drunk people rides home, not the other kind of escort):

This was a phone conversation between me and some drunk girl while I was at work on Thursday night:

Drunk girl: Can you pick us up at Carriage House?
Me: No, I am sorry the escort service can't pick up from there because the police have shut down the road.
Drunk Girl: But if you can't pick us up, my friend and I are going to have no alternative but to walk back to campus and we might get raped and it would be your fault.
Me: I am sorry but there is nothing that I can do. If you would like, I could call you a cab.
Drunk Girl: Are you going to pay for it?
Me: No.
Drunk Girl: Then why would suggest that to me?
Me: You said that you wanted an alternative to getting raped.