To Whoever Caused the Fire Alarm at 2:25 in the morning:
I will hunt you down. I will stalk you, silently. I will kidnap your dog and force-feed it pieces of its own skin. I will leave photographs of it for you - inside your pillowcase. I will cause your tongue to blacken and fall out. You will never procreate. You will never leave your house without the sinister, wrong feeling of being watched and known for the black-hearted, soulless bastard that you are.

I am watching you.