Reasons to vote for Brian Malachowsky for USG President:
(and his roommate Tyler who I don't know too well but is the kid who runs the UConn hub and is assuredly also awesome)

1. Brian Malachowsky grew his hair for months with the intention of donating to Locks of Love. Despite the fact that his big red fro had to be shorn before it traumatized any more small children, the intention was there.

2. Brian Malachowsy volunteered for Red Cross and was one of the kids who walked around campus wearing the big red blood drop costume.

3. Brian Malachowsky's favorite gum is Big Red.

4. Brian Malachowsky is from New Jersey, so he rarely goes home during the school year. He also pronounces "water" like "woodah".

5. During our freshman year, Brian Malachowsky asked me out on a date by playing on the fact that I took astronomy (wanna go look at the stars with me?) .

6. He was incredibly shy, and respectful and polite.

7. He's not incredibly shy anymore, but is still respectful and polite. He is also extremely articulate and does not lose his cool in tough situations.

8. He has strong political opinions, but is not pigeon-holed. He follows his own principles, not pop news.

9. Brian Malachowsky is an EMT.

10. Brian Malachowsky's drug of choice is caffeine.

11. Brian Malachowsky likes to study in dining halls.

12. Student leadership at UConn needs more redheads.

13. I'm voting for Brian Malachowsky.

14. Brian Malachowsky played the sousaphone in UCMB. Therefore, he has excellent vital capacity.

Not convinced? IM Malachowsky05.