From http://www.steveandarlyn.com/funstuff.html:

Kids Speak Out on Marriage and Dating

Q: How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

A: "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
- Derrick, age 8


Q: What do most people do on a date?

A: "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
- Martin, age 10


Q: What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

A: "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
- Craig, age 9


Q: When is it OK to kiss someone?

A: "When they're rich."
- Pam, age 7


"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
- Curt, age 7


"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8


Q: Is it better to be single or married?

A: "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out."
- Theodore, age 8


Q: How would you make a marriage work?

A: "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it."
- Lori, age 8


"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
- Ricky, age 10