Away message check:

Nick:
brazilian ju jutsu sucks
brazilian ju jutsu sucks
brazilian ju jutsu sucks!!!


Jo:
i want to go back to sleep and see if i can continue that dream...


Julie:
drama final till 3:15.

P.S. Jessica Kukielka's life is a porno


Jess:
you haven't heard the last of me, julie-son...


Kevin:
Handel's Messiah: a masterpiece of biblical proportions! Two out of three parts of the Holy Trinity agree. God: "They really nailed that whole salvation thing." Jesus: "It's like the second coming of me, but put to music. It's a crowning achievement in performance art." Holy Ghost: This thing sucked. It's like a cross between Bruce Almighty and Jerry Springer. Simon says 'If you wan to see a resurection, stay home and watch 'Two and 1/2 Men', as Charlie Sheen attempts to bring his career back from the dead.'