A Lot Can Happen in Two Months

I bought a car, moved into my first apartment, and today was my 2-monthiversary at the firm. Life is good, but that stuff's not what this post is about.

So what is it about.....right around now is where I get the feeling that blogs are childish, and how mortified I'd be if anyone from work saw this. Not that I'd get into trouble, but they're all a bunch of sarcastic assholes (not unlike me), and I'd get shit for it forever.

So while in my semi-drunk ("lubricated") state I'd love to write all about boys, vaginas, and money, that's all stuff that I keep inside my head for the most part. I'm too ma-ture to write it here anymore. Swear.